Saturday, March 21, 2009

The Plantation Model I Built -- kind of.

My brother recently posted pictures of his daughter's science project. It is a model of our solar system that he and his daughter built, well, together. It reminded me of the school project I was assigned many years ago -- and built -- with my mother's help.

My mother had an artistic temperament, and artistic ability. Her handwriting was something out of the Official Guide to Perfect Handwriting. I remember mom-addressed Christmas cards with each name and address perfectly written. In green ink, from an old dip-and-write fountain pen, no less.

But I had never seen the real artistic skill in action until my fifth grade history teacher assigned each student the task of building a model southern plantation. I was prepared, as any kid would be, to glue a couple of pillar-type sticks to the front of an old show box, paint it white, and call it a day. Mom would have none of it.

First, a sturdy board foundation was pulled out of a crawl space, then some white paint. The foundation was painted, and a shoe box was turned upside down and wrapped in stiff white paper with a smaller box glued on top. Holes were cut out for windows and doors. Walkways were painted on the board and greenery glued down. On and on it went until the final touch of any respectable southern plantation: the pillars were installed, which were made from unused wallpaper turned inside out, dampened and rolled tight, like pillars. They were perfect.

I remember bringing my uber-plantation into school with some pride but also a little embarrassment, thinking that others would know that I had a lot of help. But my most vivid memory was thinking to myself -- how could my mother create something like this out of household leftovers and enjoy herself doing it?

When I look at the picture of my brother in front of his daughter's solar system, I know.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Moooon River.



Prostate Test Found to Save Few Lives.

Finally. A medical study that re-enforces my dislike of medical tests. It seems that guys that have the PSA blood test for prostate cancer die more frequently from prostate cancer than guys who don't. I knew I was right in holding out on the PSA prostate exam and the more intrusive one as well.

The cancer itself is no joking matter, I know. But I hope "poking" a little fun at the one exam we hate is okay.

This study proves my theory that if I wait long enough science will prove that I am right.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/health/19cancer.html?em

Thursday, March 19, 2009

DFW Population Growth #1.

We may not have the most visited tourist attractions in the USA but we do have the fastest growing metropolitan area. Or so we did in 2008. The result of job seekers, sun seekers, and babies, I assume. In one year DFW grew in population by 146,000 people. That's boom growth for an area our size. Three of the top ten growth areas are in Texas. Austin is number seven.

The north central USA continues to suffer, places like Cleveland and Detroit. It's the dynamic of a changing world and a changing economy, and they are suffering.

Our growth will not continue forever, but while it does we should be grateful for it and for a stronger than average local economy that attracts others looking for work and a great place to live.

Metropolitan area
Growth
Percentage change
DFW
146,5322.4
Houston

130,1852.3
Phoenix

115,9782.8
Atlanta

114,9892.2
Los Angeles

88,1960.7
New York
84,2270.4
Chicago.
72,7710.8
Austin

60,0123.8
San Francisco
58,4061.4
Washington

55,8351.1

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My Favorite Movie of the Last 10 Years . . .


My son brought home a movie the other night that I had not seen in a few years, but that I had liked and watched many times. We watched it, and I am ready now, 9 years since its release, to nominate it as my number one and best movie of the last 10 years.

I am referring to Joel and Ethan Coen's, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou. My wife, son and I enjoyed it last night as if we were watching it for the first time, or more correctly, enjoyed it more than watching it for the first time.

The dialogue is perfect, from the first line, "any of you boys smithies," to the last.

One knows immediately who the main characters are, and what they are like. And what the conflict is.

The bad guy is bad.

It does not try to be funny. It does not try to be current or counter-current. It is not cute. The music is wonderful (Ralph Stanley, John Hartford, Alison Krauss, Emmylou Harris, etc) and new to one's ear. It is a joy to view and hear.

I can not think of anything I would change. It is movie perfection, at least to me. The Coen brother's translation of Homer's Odyssey (circa 850 BC) to the 1930's South makes it even more enjoyable as one looks for parallels (I have to admit finding only the most obvious).

I have liked many movies in the last 10 years. But I would put them in a "good" category, not great, when compared to Oh Brother, Where Art Thou. That's my opinion, but I am no film afficionado.

What's your favorite of the last 10 years?
Maybe I have forgotten something?

But who can forget these lines spoken by George Clooney's, Ulysses Everett:
"Well, any human being will cast about in a moment of stress. No, the fact is, they're flooding this valley so they can hydroelectric up the whole durn state. Yes, sir, the South is gonna change. Everything's gonna be put on electricity and run on a paying basis. Out with the old spiritual mumbo jumbo, the superstitions, and the backward ways. We're gonna see a brave new world where they run everybody a wire and hook us all up to a grid. Yes, sir, a veritable age of reason. Like the one they had in France. Not a moment too soon."

"Tell me, Muse, of the man of many ways"

Monday, March 16, 2009

Marmite


Since I have had such a good supply of Marmite from Town Talk, I though I would look up their website.

Very clever -- and they have a section for Marmite haters.

www.marmite.com/love/history