Tuesday, January 19, 2010

More Dieting Wisdom.

My typical weight loss cycle:
  1. Stand on scales, look in the mirror, or notice waist buttons popping.
  2. Decide to lose some weight.
  3. Start eating correctly, start exercise regimen.
  4. Continue for a whole two days.
  5. Weigh myself, again.
  6. Get mad that I have gained weight.
  7. Say, the hell with it.
  8. Have a bowl of ice cream with granola sprinkles.


Jennifer said...

This made me laugh.

Becca said...

I think my weight loss regiment is similarly inconsistent.

Lynn said...

Is this where I line up to say "ditto"? Although I have been consistently eating more fruits, veggies, and whole grains, over the past few weeks, and I cannot wait until next Friday (i.e., payday) to sign up for a membership at that health club I was oohing and aahing over. Just don't get between me and my English muffins, OK?