It's Saturday, May I Digress?

White People.

They are a strange bunch of folks.

Friendly? Yes, annoyingly so sometimes. But strange.

I say this because I have a Facebook account and I look at the pictures. Yes, the white people pictures.

Go to a white persons wedding on Facebook and find me a white person dancing who doesn't look stupid; the arms and legs always flaying around, facial expressions distorted, tie's loosened, white sweat everywhere. It's embarrassing I tell you. I say if you can't dance don't. You may not mind being your uninhibited self on the dance floor but the rest of us find it damned awkward.

I think white people are trying to act non-white. They would be much better off doing the fox-trot or the waltz or some such thing. Watch the old Lawrence Welk show. That's how white people are supposed to act.

Everybody's happier that way.

Celebrated Living Magazine

Celebrated Living, a magazine published by American Airlines for their First and Business Class customers, celebrated their 10 year anniversary Wednesday night at the Joule Hotel in Dallas.

At the invitation of Megan Broussard, F&FW contributor Rebecca Shivone Smith attended, with husband Britton, and made these observations on the food, the wine, the hotel and the magazine:

After attending the celebration of the 10 year anniversary of Celebrated Living I can definitely say that they can put together a first class party as well as a first class magazine. The Fall 2009 edition of CL features a food and wine theme and touts Meryl Streep on the cover who recently starred in the “foodie” movie, Julie and Julia.

Master Chef Charlie Palmer, of the Michelin-starred Aureole in New York, has recently opened a restaurant in the Joule Hotel in Dallas and was offering guests a range of delightful hor d'oeuvres paired with wines from around the country. He is featured in this issue of Celebrated Living and provided the party a perfectly enjoyable American epicurean experience . I enjoyed meeting and speaking with him -- and Charlie -- the quail legs were to die for, and I cannot wait to come by the restaurant and eat more of that delicious chocolate ganache espresso torte.

Brinton and I thoroughly enjoyed the evening and look forward to flying first class with American -- maybe just to get the next edition of Celebrated Living!

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The Fall Issue of CL has a "Food and Wine" focus and has many articles of interest for food lovers -- especially those that like to travel.

My favorite article: Ten Trends in Food.
Becca's favorite: West Coast Wine Weekends. "Enough to make me want to hop on a plane and head straight to Napa."

Celebrated Living Magazine: www.celebratedliving.com

Yahoo News: "The Alamo is a Tourist Trap"

Yahoo makes some bad decisions and this was one of the worst. A few weeks ago their lead news story was, "Overrated US Tourist Traps," and the Alamo was listed as one of them. Quoting from the article:

The Alamo, otherwise known as Mission San Antonio de Valero, sits on roughly four acres in downtown San Antonio, a short distance from the River Walk. Much of the original structure is no more, and what remains are a few small stone buildings and some neatly trimmed lawns. The audio tour concludes in an exceedingly well-provisioned gift shop. Andrew Harper

I have a difficult time considering a monument to bravery and selfless actions a tourist trap. It may not be of interest to everyone but respect dictates a more honorable description. Whether or not all of the buildings are there is not the point. The Lincoln Memorial is a monument to a great President, does it need a multi-media presentation to be considered "worth it." Maybe we should add some rides and interactive games to the Alamo. How would that do?

I took my school-aged children to the Alamo to show our respects to the men and women who died there. I considered it hallowed ground, like the battlefields of Gettysburg. I asked my children to walk around quietly even though they did not understand why. I did the same at Gettysburg and Valley Forge. They too are nothing but fields and a couple of huts, by the way.

A nation is a kind of family and a certain respect needs to be shown those who make sacrifices for the other members. We all find different things interesting, but some things should be sacred.

I'll be less polite. Mr. Harper is a dumb-ass for writing the tourist trap story. I suggest he stay on the north side of the Red River. Find a casino. Have some fun.