The top ten things you should do at
Central Market's Hatch Chile Festival:
1. If they are giving a sample and it has a chile in the ingredients, take it.
2. Purchase a very cold drink.

3. Stop by the salad bar, admire the fresh vegetables and display. No purchases
here today.
4. Find the free sample of the hot chile sausage wrap. Get one.
5. Walk through the store and see what other samples are available. Taste all.
6. Put on disguise glasses and mustache and go back for another Hatch Chile sausage sample. Use foreign accent when saying, thank you.
7. Enjoy a 16 ounce Shiner summer ale or some such draft beer.
8. Buy one of everything with a chile in it.
9. Stop by Costco on the way home, you need a deep freezer.
10. Thank God you live in Texas.
11. __________________________
Okay that took me about 10 minutes -- what am I missing?