The Seven Stages of a Cold.

Day 1. I'm not feeling too good, must be allergies.
Day 2. I'm not feeling too good, I hope it's not a cold.
Day 3. It's okay, I'll feel better in a day or two.
Day 4. Damn. I feel like &X&%.
Day 5. I think I'm dying.
Day 6. I'm going to the Doctor.
Day 7. I feel better. I probably didn't need to go to the Doctor.

I'm at Day 4.